Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Lockdown Birthday Card, Crap Birthday, Can't Celebrate, Monochrome, Profanity

Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Llike Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Mug | Funny Rap Lyrics Pun Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Massive Dog Looking Confused, Big Butts

I Llike Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Queen Bee Mug | Funny, Bee Pun Gift For Friend, Bee In Crown With Sceptre, Royal Highness, Yass Queen, LGBTQ+

Queen Bee Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Puggin Love A Brew Mug | Funny Dog Pun Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Pug Surrounded by Kisses, Fucking Love A Brew, Cup Of Tea, Coffee

I Puggin Love A Brew Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Holy Crab!! Mug | Funny Crab Dressed As The Pope Coffee Mug, Religion Jokes, Christianity, Catholicism, Holy Crap Pun, Sea Animal

Holy Crab!! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Card For Dog Lover, I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie, Massive Dog Looking Confused

I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Cockeral Pun Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Innuendo, Embarrassed Cockeral

It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Smug Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card

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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Card For Her, Small Breasts Joke

Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card

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Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card | Let's Get Drunk Birthday Card, Turned Up, Turnt, Funny Birthday Card, Let's Party

Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card

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New Year's Eve Is All About Getting Fucked Up! Greeting Card | Let's Get Drunk New Years Card, Turned Up, Happy New Years

New Year's Eve Is All About Getting Fucked Up! Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card | Funny, Bitter Rosette Congratulations Card, Graduation, Promotion, New Job

Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card

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Queen Bee Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Card For Friend, Bee In Crown With Sceptre, Royal Highness, Yass Queen, LGBTQ+

Queen Bee Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let Us Fuck Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Let's Have Sex, Profanity, Blunt

Let Us Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Wanted To Get You Something Deep And Meaningful, Then I Remembered I Couldn't Give A Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Greeting Card, Birthday, Anniversary
from £3.99
You Fucking Mug Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Gullible, Divorce, Slang, Sucker, Fool

You Fucking Mug Greeting Card

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You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit

You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card

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Congratulations On Your New Home I Know You Worked Hard Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Spoilt, Rich
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Sibling, Wanker, Monochrome

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

from £3.99

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