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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Magnet

£10.95

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£10.95
22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Running Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Allotment Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy

You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Campervan Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For VW Campervan Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25, T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Caravan Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours | Deadpan New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
No Shit Sherlock Mug | Sherlock Holmes Joke Gift, Mystery, Crime Solving, Literature, Funny Pun Ceramic Coffee Mug, For Reader, Detective

No Shit Sherlock Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Guitar Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Bike Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Penis Cumming In A Santa Hat, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowls Player, Two People Playing Bowls On Grass, Fast Green, Heavy Green, Slow Green

Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thanks You Absolute Prick Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Thanks, Cheers, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Thanks You Absolute Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Third Birthday Card For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Sister, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99