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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic Quote, Profanity, Monochrome Fridge Magnet

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Bum Word Art Coaster | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Friend, Brother, Sister, Profanity, Banter, Arrow Pointing To Drinker

This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Am 37 Mug | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Seventh Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seven

I Am 37 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

U Are 30 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
U Are 25 Greeting Card | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fith

U Are 25 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
U Are 24 Greeting Card | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fourth

U Are 24 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
U Are 20 Greeting Card | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

U Are 20 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Speech Bubble Cactus Apology Card, Cute I'm Sorry Card, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99