Our Products

Filters

Holiday

Occasion

Product

Theme

Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Congratulations You Cunt Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Cunt Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Sex Toy Word Art Coaster | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Sex Toy Word Art Fridge Magnet | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Bum Word Art Fridge Magnet | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Sex Toy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Bum Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Wanchor Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Work, Gift For Coworker, Colleague, Friend, Partner, Sibling, Wanker Anchor Pun, Monochrome, Banter, Profanity

Wanchor Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
As I Get Older My Mind Wonders... Sometimes It Buggers Off Completely Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Friend, Coworker, Walking Brain, Lost My Marbles

As I Get Older My Mind Wonders... Sometimes It Buggers Off Completely Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Walking Brain, Lost Your Mind

As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Arsebreath Mug | Rude, Offensive Gift For Coworker, Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Swear Word Mug, Monochrome

Arsebreath Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1979 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1979 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1978 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1978 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1977 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1977 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1976 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1976 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1974 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1974 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1973 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1973 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1972 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1972 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1971 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1971 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1970 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1970 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1969 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1969 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1968 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1968 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1967 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1967 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95