Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Shitmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Dry Humour

Merry Shitmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Merry Cockmas Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Penis In Santa Hat Doodle, Dick, Schlong

Merry Cockmas Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker | Rude, Offensive Christmas Sticker, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker

£3.65

Put a smile on your face with our fun range of stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Mum Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Mum, Parent, Her, Mother's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Mum Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cum All Ye Faithful Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Christmas Carol Pun, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Vegan Wanker Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Vegan Greeting Card For Vegans, Veggie, Plant Based

Vegan Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Boob Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your boob vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#happyfuckingnewyear Greeting Card | Rude Happy New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Profanity, Hashtag

#happyfuckingnewyear Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Men Are Dicks Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

Men Are Dicks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Champagne

Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Father's Day Card, Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Small Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Let's Fuck Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Rude Kitchen Magnet, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Magnet

£10.95

Add some spice to your fridge with our cheeky magnets.  SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25