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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Seventh Birthday Card For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fifth Birthday Card For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fourth Birthday Card For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Yoga Lover, Yogi In Downward Dog Position Doodle, Notepad, Journal, Diary, Namaste

Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Football Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Footballer, Football Player, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Football Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Yoga Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Yoga Greeting Card For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position, Namaste

Yoga Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're The Shit Greeting Card | Funny Love & Friendship Card, You're The Best, Dung Beetle On A Ball Of Poo

You're The Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Walking Brain, Lost Your Mind

As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95