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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

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Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Jam Tart Doodle

Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

from £3.99

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32 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Second Birthday Gift For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
29 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Nineth Birthday Gift For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Nineth Birthday Card For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Eighth Birthday Card For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Merry Cockmas Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Penis In Santa Hat Doodle, Dick, Schlong

Merry Cockmas Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker | Rude, Offensive Christmas Sticker, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Champagne

Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Drum Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug | Funny Fish Pun Gift, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Funny Father's Day Card, Dog Eating From Bowl With Balls Hanging, Funny Dog Card For Dad

Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

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Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Dog Pun Congratulations, Drunk Shih-Tzu Head On A Human Body, Graduation, Exams, Shitfaced

Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card | Funny Beer Can Pun Congratulations Card, Empty Beer Cans, New Job, Graduation, Can Do

It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle In A Suit, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card | Funny Snake Pun Birthday Card, Snake In A Crown Drinking A Cocktail, Let's Get Drunk

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Born In The 80s Greeting Card | 80s Baby Birthday Card, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99