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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend Or Family All The Other Cards Were Rubbish, Pile Of Poo Doodle

All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done You Tit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, You Did It

Well Done You Tit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Violin Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover

Violin Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Violin Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Violin Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Violin Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover

Violin Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Llike Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Mug | Funny Rap Lyrics Pun Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Massive Dog Looking Confused, Big Butts

I Llike Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Queen Bee Mug | Funny, Bee Pun Gift For Friend, Bee In Crown With Sceptre, Royal Highness, Yass Queen, LGBTQ+

Queen Bee Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Puggin Love A Brew Mug | Funny Dog Pun Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Pug Surrounded by Kisses, Fucking Love A Brew, Cup Of Tea, Coffee

I Puggin Love A Brew Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Holy Crab!! Mug | Funny Crab Dressed As The Pope Coffee Mug, Religion Jokes, Christianity, Catholicism, Holy Crap Pun, Sea Animal

Holy Crab!! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Card For Dog Lover, I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie, Massive Dog Looking Confused

I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Smug Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Queen Bee Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Card For Friend, Bee In Crown With Sceptre, Royal Highness, Yass Queen, LGBTQ+

Queen Bee Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Ass Clucker! Greeting Card | Funny, Mean, Rude Chicken Donkey Pun Card, Ass Fucker, Chicken Sat On A Donkey, Cluck

You Ass Clucker! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card | Donkey Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Man Leading Donkey Away

I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card | Funny Chicken Pun Birthday Card, Chicken Rolling On Alcohol Bottle, Let's Get Fucked Up

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Born In The 80s Mug | 80s Baby Birthday Mug, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dog Pun Birthday Card, Sausage Dog In A Party Hat With Cocktail

Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Unwind On Your Birthday Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cassette Tape Pun Birthday Card, Cassette Tape Undwinding

Unwind On Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
26 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Sixth Birthday Gift For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95