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We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Dad, Mum, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Age Card, For Brother, Friend

40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card

You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birthday Card, Bag Of Sugar Wearing Nipple Tassles Doodle

Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Bugger Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Bugger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card | Funny Autocorrect Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cake, Profanity

Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card | Funny Donkey Pun Celebration Card, Smug Donkey In Tuxedo With Ass Out, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job

Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Bestie, BFF, Sassy, LGBTQ+ Profanity

Birthday Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card | Rude Rugby Pun Greeting Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Rugby Player Holding Loo Roll

You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Deadpan, Profanity Christmas Card In Red, Festive AF,

Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Only Twats Are Born In June. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In June. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Happy New Year Card, Relief, Profanity

Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Exams, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#newhomewankers Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Offensive New Home Card, Hashtag, Profanity

#newhomewankers Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Cockmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Penis In A Santa Hat, Willy In A Santa Hat

Merry Cockmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card | Funny Glasses Pun Congratulations Card, Pair Of Specs In A Cape, Spectaculor, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Robin On Icy Tree Branch, Cold, Winter, Snow, Robin Red Breast

I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merci Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Thank You Card, French Thanks, Gratitude, Pop Art

Merci Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merci. Greeting Card | French Thank You Card, Thanks, Gratitude, Grateful

Merci. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, For Him

Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Mum, Parent, Her, Mother's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Spurs Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football, Tottenham

Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#graduationwanker Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Exams, Hashtag, Profanity

#graduationwanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#newjobwanker Greeting Card | Rude New Job Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Leaving Card For Colleague, Hashtag

#newjobwanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparents, Balloon Doodle

You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Toy Art Greeting Card | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Vibrator

Sex Toy Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Badminton Player, Couple Playing Badminton In The Sun, Shuttlecock, Birdie, Rally

Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Dazed Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him, Another Year Older

One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Card For Him, Small Dick Energy Joke

Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Jam Tart Doodle

Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family, Pessimistic, Bah Humbug

Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Nineth Birthday Card For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Eighth Birthday Card For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99