Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99

"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary, Vintage, Fairies Kissing On Toadstool, Pixies

Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99

"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Man Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Boy Diary, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Lady Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Girl Diary, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Namaste Bitches. Apron | Funny Yoga Joke Apron, Gift For Yogi, For Yoga Friend, Namaste, Profanity

Namaste Bitches. Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
#happybirthday Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Birthday Card, Hashtag, Monochrome, Profanity

#happybirthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Notebook For Him, Birthday Journal

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook | Funny, Rude Notebook, Anniversary Gift For Her, Valentines, Black And White Journal

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Birthday Magnet For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Drinks Mat, Birthday Coaster For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster | Funny Coaster, Anniversary Gift For Her, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Keep The Fuck Away A5 Notebook | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Monochrome, Profanity, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Offensive Greeting Card, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Notebook, Rude Journal, Vintage Typography, Profanity

Let's Fuck A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of cheeky notebooks.   

£11.25
Let's Fuck Coaster | Funny Drinks Mat, Rude Drinks Coaster, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Coaster

£13.25

Add some spice to your morning cuppa with our cheeky coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker | Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Rude Sticker For Dog Owner, Black And White Sticker, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Keep The Fuck Away Coaster | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Get Well Soon Gift, Profanity

Keep The Fuck Away Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Keep The Fuck Away Magnet | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Joke Get Well Soon Gift, Profanity

Keep The Fuck Away Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Sex Toy Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Bum Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65