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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Friend, Brother, Sister, Profanity, Banter, Arrow Pointing To Drinker

This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 37 Mug | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Seventh Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seven

I Am 37 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

U Are 30 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 25 Greeting Card | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fith

U Are 25 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 24 Greeting Card | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fourth

U Are 24 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 20 Greeting Card | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

U Are 20 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Card For Ginger Person, Red Head, Friend, Sibling, Man With Ginger Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card | Funny Grape Pun Friendship Card, Thanks, Cheers, Grateful, Gratitude, Happy Grape Bunches Dancing

I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Yoga Lover, Yogi In Downward Dog Position Doodle, Notepad, Journal, Diary, Namaste

Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Yoga Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Yoga Greeting Card For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position, Namaste

Yoga Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Namaste Bitches. Beach Towel | Yoga Beach Towel, Gift For Yogi, Yoga Friend, Namaste, Zen, Profanity

Namaste Bitches. Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Age Card, For Dad, Brother, Friend

50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Son, Him, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppies

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're The Shit Greeting Card | Funny Love & Friendship Card, You're The Best, Dung Beetle On A Ball Of Poo

You're The Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Sister, Sibling, Profanity

Best Fucking Sister Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Brother Ever Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Brother, Sibling, Profanity

Best Fucking Brother Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
#loveyou Sticker | Rude Laptop Sticker, Rude Valentines Sticker, Rude Anniversary Sticker, Profanity Hashtag Love You Sticker

#loveyou Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
#loveyou A5 Notebook | Offensive Notebook For Him, Funny I Love You Journal, Hashtag

#loveyou A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Let's Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Anniversary Card, Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Card For Him, For Her, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of cheeky greeting cards.

from £3.99
Keep The Fuck Away Sticker | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Monochrome, Profanity, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
Sex Toy Word Art Coaster | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Sex Toy Word Art Fridge Magnet | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Bum Word Art Fridge Magnet | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Sex Toy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Bum Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25