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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Drum Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Drum Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti, Prick, Sex Toy Joke

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let That Shit Go Tote | Man Meditating Canvas Shopping Bag, Gift, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation, Let It Go, Breakup, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Tote

£26.50

Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"

£26.50
Let That Shit Go Greeting Card | Man Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Birthday

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Daughter, Sister, Her, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle, Encouragement

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Toy Word Art Mug | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Synonyms

Sex Toy Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Guitar Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive New Job Good Luck Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our bum vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Bum Word Art Coaster | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Friend, Brother, Sister, Profanity, Banter, Arrow Pointing To Drinker

This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 37 Mug | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Seventh Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seven

I Am 37 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

U Are 30 Greeting Card

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U Are 25 Greeting Card | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fith

U Are 25 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99