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We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Dad, Mum, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Age Card, For Brother, Friend

40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
I Am 31 Mug | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty One

I Am 31 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card | Funny Autocorrect Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cake, Profanity

Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Bestie, BFF, Sassy, LGBTQ+ Profanity

Birthday Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards.

from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Best Friend, BFF, BFFL, Soul Mate, Bestie

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Gift For Coworker, Friend, Sibling

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Tinsel Tits Apron | Rude, Funny Christmas Apron For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Tinsel Tits Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Best Fucking Friend Ever Mug | Rude Gift For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Soul Mate, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster | Funny Coaster, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, For Dog Owner, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, For Him

Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Toy Art Greeting Card | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Vibrator

Sex Toy Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our sex toy vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Sticker | Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Rude Sticker For Cat Owner, Black And White Sticker, Kitten, Profanity

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dickhead Mug | Rude, Offensive Gift For Coworker, Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Swear Word Mug, Monochrome

Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Cunt Mug | Rude, Offensive Gift For Coworker, Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Swear Word Mug, Monochrome

Cunt Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family, Pessimistic, Bah Humbug

Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Brother, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Let's Fuck Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Rude Kitchen Magnet, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Magnet

£10.95

Add some spice to your fridge with our cheeky magnets.  SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99