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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Man Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Boy, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Cat Lover, Funny Card For Cat Owners, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Am 31 Mug | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty One

I Am 31 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Best Friend, BFF, BFFL, Soul Mate, Bestie

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Gift For Coworker, Friend, Sibling

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Happy Analversary Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Adult Humour Anniversary Card, Botoom Doodle, Anal Joke

Happy Analversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster | Funny Coaster, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, For Dog Owner, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Bestie, BFF, Sassy, LGBTQ+ Profanity

Birthday Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards.

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, For Him

Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Age Card, For Brother, Friend

40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Tinsel Tits Apron | Rude, Funny Christmas Apron For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Tinsel Tits Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50