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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Bum Word Art Mug | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Synonyms

Bum Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Mug | Funny Gift For Tiger King Fan, Funny, Tiger King, Carole Baskin Birthday Gift

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Husband, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Sister Ever Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Sister, Sibling, Profanity

Best Fucking Sister Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Brother Ever Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Brother, Sibling, Profanity

Best Fucking Brother Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
#loveyou Sticker | Rude Laptop Sticker, Rude Valentines Sticker, Rude Anniversary Sticker, Profanity Hashtag Love You Sticker

#loveyou Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
#loveyou A5 Notebook | Offensive Notebook For Him, Funny I Love You Journal, Hashtag

#loveyou A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Boobs Word Art Greeting Card | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Mammaries, Cans, Jugs, Bust

Boobs Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our boob vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Boobs Word Art Fridge Magnet | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your boob vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Vagina Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Toy Word Art Coaster | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Sex Toy Word Art Fridge Magnet | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Bum Word Art Fridge Magnet | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Sex Toy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Bum Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Walking Brain, Lost Your Mind

As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1979 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1979 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1978 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1978 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95