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Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Bday

Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Penis Cumming In A Santa Hat, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
RIP Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Mum Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

RIP Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Sex Joke Birthday Card For Him,

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Hashtag, Red And White

#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude Wedding Card, Offensive Getting Married Card, Bride And Groom

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Mole'y!! Mug | Funny Mole In Glasses Dressed As The Pope Coffee Mug, Religion Jokes, Christianity, Catholicism, Holy Moly Pun

Holy Mole'y!! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Man Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Boy, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Festive As Fuck. Apron | Festive, Funny, Offensive, Rude Christmas Apron, Profanity, Red And White

Festive As Fuck. Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Politics Joke, Conservative Party, Tory Scum, Rich, Toff, Posh

Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Deadpan Easter Card, Monochrome, Easter Sunday

Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Lady Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Girl, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Mug | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Synonyms

Vagina Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Bottom Doodle

Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99