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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Cat Lover, Funny Card For Cat Owners, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Carole Fuckin' Baskin A5 Notebook | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic, Monochrome, Black And White Journal

Carole Fuckin' Baskin A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Shake Ya Tits, Breasts With Nipple Tassels and Confetti

Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Am 31 Mug | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty One

I Am 31 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Parent

I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
The Dog's Bollocks Mug | Funny Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Dog Eating From Bowl With Balls Hanging Out, You're The Dog's Bollocks

The Dog's Bollocks Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card | Funny Donkey Pun Celebration Card, Smug Donkey In Tuxedo With Ass Out, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job

Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Best Friend, BFF, BFFL, Soul Mate, Bestie

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Deadpan, Profanity Christmas Card In Red, Festive AF,

Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In June. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In June. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Dad, Mum, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Age Card, For Brother, Friend

40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fortieth Birthday Gift For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Exams, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Gift For Coworker, Friend, Sibling

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Tinsel Tits Apron | Rude, Funny Christmas Apron For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Tinsel Tits Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Best Fucking Mum Ever Mug | Rude, Funny Mother's Day Mug For Mum, Mother, Profanity

Best Fucking Mum Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
#newhomewankers Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Offensive New Home Card, Hashtag, Profanity

#newhomewankers Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Boobs Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Best Fucking Friend Ever Mug | Rude Gift For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Soul Mate, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Bugger Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Bugger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Analversary Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Adult Humour Anniversary Card, Botoom Doodle, Anal Joke

Happy Analversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster | Funny Coaster, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, For Dog Owner, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster

£13.25

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£13.25
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card | Funny Autocorrect Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cake, Profanity

Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Robin On Icy Tree Branch, Cold, Winter, Snow, Robin Red Breast

I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Bestie, BFF, Sassy, LGBTQ+ Profanity

Birthday Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
25 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Fifth Birthday Gift For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card | Rude Rugby Pun Greeting Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Rugby Player Holding Loo Roll

You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, For Him

Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Mum, Parent, Her, Mother's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Weed Word Art Fridge Magnet | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your weed vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bike Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling Journal, Biking Diary

Bike Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#graduationwanker Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Exams, Hashtag, Profanity

#graduationwanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparents, Balloon Doodle

You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Toy Art Greeting Card | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Vibrator

Sex Toy Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our sex toy vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Willy Word Art Coaster | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Badminton Player, Couple Playing Badminton In The Sun, Shuttlecock, Birdie, Rally

Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Dazed Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him, Another Year Older

One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Rugby Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Rugby Player, Funny Rugby Coffee Mug, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rugby Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99

Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!