Profanity Themed Gifts

Merry Cockmas. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Penis Pun Happy Christmas Card

Merry Cockmas. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Tree Decorated With Dicks And Boobs Christmas Card, LGBT

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Running Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Runner, Marathon Journal, Diary, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Man In Rubber Ring With Cocktail Beach Towel | Bright Pink Summer Beach Towel, Cheers, Buff Male In A Rubber Ring

Man In Rubber Ring Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Beach Please Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel For Her, Bitch Please Pun In Groovy Seventies Font

Beach Please Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Basic Beach Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel For Her, Basic Bitch Pun In Groovy Seventies Font

Basic Beach Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Beach Please Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel, Bright Pink Pop Art Beach Towel For Her, Bitch Please

Beach Please Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Basic Beach Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel, Bright Pink Pop Art Beach Towel For Her, Basic Bitch

Basic Beach Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Sun Of A Beach Beach Towel | Pun Beach Towel, Funny Beach Towel, Son Of A Bitch, Pop Art

Sun Of A Beach Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Bong Appetite A5 Journal | Funny Cannabis Recipe Journal, Groovy Seventies Font, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Bon Appetite

Bong Appetite A5 Journal

£12.95

Brighten their day with our fun range of journals.

£12.95
Tinsel Tits A5 Journal | Hardback Christmas Writing Journal, Pop Art, Pink And Red

Tinsel Tits A5 Journal

£12.95

Brighten their day with our fun range of journals.

£12.95
Dick The Halls Coaster | Rude Christmas Drinks Mat, Innapropriate Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Dick The Halls Fridge Magnet | Rude Christmas Magnet, Funny Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Dick The Halls Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Gift, Stocking Filler, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Mug

£12.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£12.95
Dick The Halls A5 Notebook | Funny Christmas Notebook, Rude Stocking Filler, Christmas Carol Pun, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Wife, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug

£12.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£12.95
Best Fucking Dad Ever Mug | Rude, Funny Father's Day Mug For Dad, Father, Profanity

Best Fucking Dad Ever Mug

£12.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£12.95
#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
#happybirthday Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Birthday Card, Hashtag, Monochrome, Profanity

#happybirthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
#congrats Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Passed Driving Test, New Job

#congrats Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Tinsel In The Shape Of Breasts With Bauble Nipples Doodle

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Dick The Halls Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Christmas Carol Pun, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Rude, Funny Christmas Card, Pop Art, Pink And Red

Tinsel Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card | Deadpan Card, Rude Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, Small Boobs

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook | Funny Gifts For Mum, Mother's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Mother

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Notebook For Him, Birthday Journal

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Birthday Magnet For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster | Funny Gifts For Mum, Thank You Gift For Mother, Mother's Day Drinks Mat

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Drinks Mat, Birthday Coaster For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster | Funny Coaster, Anniversary Gift For Her, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet | Gift For Couple Moving Out, Monochrome Fridge Magnet, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Merry Cockmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Penis Pun, Cock, Bubble Font

Merry Cockmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
#goodfuckingriddance2020 Greeting Card | Rude Happy New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Goodbye 2020

#goodfuckingriddance2020 Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
#happyfuckinghalloween Greeting Card | Rude Halloween Card, Funny Halloween Card, Profanity, Hashtag

#happyfuckinghalloween Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Keep The Fuck Away A5 Notebook | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Monochrome, Profanity, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Offensive Greeting Card, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Let's Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Notebook, Rude Journal, Vintage Typography, Profanity

Let's Fuck A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of cheeky notebooks.   

£11.25
Let's Fuck Coaster | Funny Drinks Mat, Rude Drinks Coaster, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Coaster

£13.25

Add some spice to your morning cuppa with our cheeky coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Cunt Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, New Job Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Passed Exams Or Driving Test

Congratulations You Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker | Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Rude Sticker For Dog Owner, Black And White Sticker, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker

£4.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£4.65
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Sticker | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic, Monochrome, Profanity

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Sticker

£4.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£4.65
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25

Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!