Profanity Themed Gifts

Congratulations On Your New Home I Know You Worked Hard Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Spoilt, Rich
from £3.99
Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Sibling, Wanker, Monochrome

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Ass Clucker! Greeting Card | Funny, Mean, Rude Chicken Donkey Pun Card, Ass Fucker, Chicken Sat On A Donkey, Cluck

You Ass Clucker! Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Celebration Card, Lion Lying Down With A Glass Of Champagne

It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card

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I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card | Donkey Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Man Leading Donkey Away

I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Card, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card | Funny Chicken Pun Birthday Card, Chicken Rolling On Alcohol Bottle, Let's Get Fucked Up

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card | Rude Vintage Christmas Card, Santa Claus Presents Joke

They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card

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Jack Was Embarrassed About His Tiddler. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Card For Him, Man and Woman With Small Fish On A Plate, Small Penis Joke,

Jack Was Embarrassed About His Tiddler. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary, Vintage, Fairies Kissing On Toadstool, Pixies

Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99

"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

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Born In The 80s Mug | 80s Baby Birthday Mug, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dog Pun Birthday Card, Sausage Dog In A Party Hat With Cocktail

Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Unwind On Your Birthday Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cassette Tape Pun Birthday Card, Cassette Tape Undwinding

Unwind On Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Here's To Another Year Of Pointless, Vapid Existence! Happy New Year! Greeting Card | Pessimistic New Years, Champagne Glasses Clinking, Bubbly

Here's To Another Year Of Pointless, Vapid Existence! Happy New Year! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy New Home - Well Deserved, I Know You Worked Hard On Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina! Greeting Card | Rich, Spoilt, Moving Out
from £3.99
26 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Sixth Birthday Gift For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Freshly Baked A5 Journal | Funny Cannabis Recipe Journal, Groovy Seventies Font, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Bon Appetite, Baking

Freshly Baked A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Let That Shit Go. Tote | Canvas Shopping Bag, Yoga Joke Tote Bag, For Yoga, Yogi, Namaste, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Tote

£26.50

Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"

£26.50
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Cushion | Abstract Nude Arse Cushion, Feminist, Female Empowerment Gift, Line Drawing Bum

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Cushion | Abstract Nude Arse Cushion, Feminist, Female Empowerment Gift, Line Drawing Bum

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card | Funny Yoga Sympathy Card In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas A5 Notebook | Funny Christmas Journal, Cheeky Stocking Filler, Gift, LGBT, Dildo And Boobs On Christmas Tree

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster | Funny Christmas Coaster, Cheeky Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Dildo, Boobs

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
43 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty Third Birthday Gift For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
39 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Nineth Birthday Gift For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
38 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Eighth Birthday Gift For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
37 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Seventh Birthday Gift For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
34 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Fourth Birthday Gift For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
33 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Third Birthday Gift For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
31 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty First Birthday Gift For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
24 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Fourth Birthday Gift For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
23 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Third Birthday Gift For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
19 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Nineteenth Birthday Gift For Nineteen Year Old, 19th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

19 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fifth Birthday Card For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fourth Birthday Card For Forty Four Year Old, 44th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Third Birthday Card For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty First Birthday Card For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99

Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!