Profanity Themed Gifts

Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Coaster | Funny Coaster, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, For Cat Owner, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
I Love Cock Mug | Funny Cockerel Pun Coffee Mug For Her, Gay Man, LGBTQ, Innuendo, Confident Looking Cockerel, Male Chicken

I Love Cock Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Holy Mole'y!! Mug | Funny Mole In Glasses Dressed As The Pope Coffee Mug, Religion Jokes, Christianity, Catholicism, Holy Moly Pun

Holy Mole'y!! Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Man Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Boy, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Lady Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Girl, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Cat Lover, Funny Card For Cat Owners, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
The Dog's Bollocks Mug | Funny Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Dog Eating From Bowl With Balls Hanging Out, You're The Dog's Bollocks

The Dog's Bollocks Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster | Funny Coaster, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, For Dog Owner, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Dazed Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him, Another Year Older

One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Sticker | Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Rude Sticker For Cat Owner, Black And White Sticker, Kitten, Profanity

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug | Funny Fish Pun Gift, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Dog Pun Congratulations, Drunk Shih-Tzu Head On A Human Body, Graduation, Exams, Shitfaced

Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card | Funny Snake Pun Birthday Card, Snake In A Crown Drinking A Cocktail, Let's Get Drunk

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Cockeral Doodle, Profanity

Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Bird Nerd Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching, Blue Bird In Glasses

Bird Nerd Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Ass Pun Birthday Card, Happy Looking Donkey Pointing Rear At Reciever, Arse

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppies

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
I Llike Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Mug | Funny Rap Lyrics Pun Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Massive Dog Looking Confused, Big Butts

I Llike Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Puggin Love A Brew Mug | Funny Dog Pun Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Pug Surrounded by Kisses, Fucking Love A Brew, Cup Of Tea, Coffee

I Puggin Love A Brew Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I'm Crabulous Mug | Funny Crab Pun Coffee Mug, I'm Fabulous, Sassy Crab In Pearl Necklace Mug, Ceramic, Dishwasher Safe Mug

I'm Crabulous Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Holy Crab!! Mug | Funny Crab Dressed As The Pope Coffee Mug, Religion Jokes, Christianity, Catholicism, Holy Crap Pun, Sea Animal

Holy Crab!! Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Card For Dog Lover, I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie, Massive Dog Looking Confused

I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Cockeral Pun Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Innuendo, Embarrassed Cockeral

It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Smug Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card | Donkey Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Man Leading Donkey Away

I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Card, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card | Funny Chicken Pun Birthday Card, Chicken Rolling On Alcohol Bottle, Let's Get Fucked Up

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dog Pun Birthday Card, Sausage Dog In A Party Hat With Cocktail

Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Man Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Boy Diary, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Lady Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Girl Diary, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker | Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Rude Sticker For Dog Owner, Black And White Sticker, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65