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Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

Bike Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Penis Print Mug | Cartoon Willy Print Mug, Hen Party Gift, LGBT, Abstract Nudes, Cock, Prick, Dick

Penis Print Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Allotment Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Partner, Star Gazing, Telescope, Stars Spelling Cunt

Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card |Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Arsenal Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
30 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirtieth Birthday Gift For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Willy Word Art Greeting Card | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our willy word art greeting card.

from £3.99
You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Football Birthday Card, FIFA, FPL, Fantasy Football

You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Liverpool Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card | Funny, Ski Pun Birthday Card, Skier Drinking A Glass Of Red Wine, Let's Get Pissed

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Gym Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Running Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Caravan Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Guitar Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowls Player, Two People Playing Bowls On Grass, Fast Green, Heavy Green, Slow Green

Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Third Birthday Card For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Sister, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Caravan Wanker Coaster | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle Drinks Mat

Caravan Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Boobs Word Art Coaster | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your boob vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty First Birthday Card For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fiftieth Birthday Gift For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Vagina Word Art Coaster | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Fuck You're Old Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Old Age Joke Birthday Card

Fuck You're Old Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Sixth Birthday Card For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Nineth Birthday Card For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Seventh Birthday Card For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Allotment Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden Journal, Diary, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fifth Birthday Card For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Bday

Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Sex Joke Birthday Card For Him,

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Mug | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Synonyms

Vagina Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Older But Wiser, Beer Bottle In Glasses With White Beard

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99