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Profanity Themed Gifts

Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

Rugby Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Rugby Player, Funny Rugby Notepad, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rugby Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Rugby Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Rugby Player, Funny Rugby Card, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rugby Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thanks Card, Cheers, Gratitude, Monochrome

Now We're Even Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.

from £3.99
Jingle Bell... End. Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Card, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Boobs Illustration Pink Cushion | Abstract Nude Breasts Cushion, Feminist, Female Empowerment Gift, Line Drawing Tits

Boobs Illustration Pink Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Let That Shit Go. Mug | Funny Yoga Sympathy Gift In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card | Funny Yoga Sympathy Card In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.

from £3.99
45 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty Fifth Birthday Gift For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
41 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty First Birthday Gift For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
36 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Sixth Birthday Gift For Thirty Six Year Old, 36th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

36 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
35 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Fifth Birthday Gift For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
27 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Seventh Birthday Gift For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
20 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twentieth Birthday Gift For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
18 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Eighteenth Birthday Gift For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Second Birthday Card For Forty Two Year Old, 42nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Seventh Birthday Card For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fifth Birthday Card For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fourth Birthday Card For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Yoga Lover, Yogi In Downward Dog Position Doodle, Notepad, Journal, Diary, Namaste

Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Football Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Footballer, Football Player, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Football Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95