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Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

Rugby Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Rugby Player, Funny Rugby Card, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rugby Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thanks Card, Cheers, Gratitude, Monochrome

Now We're Even Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Jingle Bell... End. Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Card, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Boobs Illustration Pink Cushion | Abstract Nude Breasts Cushion, Feminist, Female Empowerment Gift, Line Drawing Tits

Boobs Illustration Pink Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Let That Shit Go. Mug | Funny Yoga Sympathy Gift In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card | Funny Yoga Sympathy Card In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
45 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty Fifth Birthday Gift For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
41 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty First Birthday Gift For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
36 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Sixth Birthday Gift For Thirty Six Year Old, 36th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

36 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
35 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Fifth Birthday Gift For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
27 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Seventh Birthday Gift For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
20 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twentieth Birthday Gift For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
18 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Eighteenth Birthday Gift For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Second Birthday Card For Forty Two Year Old, 42nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Seventh Birthday Card For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fifth Birthday Card For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fourth Birthday Card For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Yoga Lover, Yogi In Downward Dog Position Doodle, Notepad, Journal, Diary, Namaste

Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Football Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Footballer, Football Player, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Football Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Yoga Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Yoga Greeting Card For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position, Namaste

Yoga Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Namaste Bitches. Beach Towel | Yoga Beach Towel, Gift For Yogi, Yoga Friend, Namaste, Zen, Profanity

Namaste Bitches. Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Wife, For Her, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Mum Ever Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Mother's Day Gift For Mum, Mother, Parent, Her

Best Fucking Mum Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Oh Shit! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Blue, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Oh Shit! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of fun greeting cards.

from £3.99
You're The Dog's Bollocks. Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Well Done, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Exams, A-Levels, GCSEs

You're The Dog's Bollocks. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Age Card, For Dad, Brother, Friend

50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Son, Him, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Oh Shit! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Rude Poo Pun Sorry Card, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Oh Shit! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99