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Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

U Are 36 Greeting Card | 34 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 36th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Sixth Birthday

U Are 36 Greeting Card

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U Are 35 Greeting Card | 33 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 35th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fifth Birthday

U Are 35 Greeting Card

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U Are 34 Greeting Card | 32 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 34th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fourth Birthday

U Are 34 Greeting Card

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U Are 33 Greeting Card | 31 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 33rd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Third Birthday

U Are 33 Greeting Card

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U are 32 Greeting Card | 30 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 32nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Two, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Second Birthday

U Are 32 Greeting Card

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U Are 31 Greeting Card | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty First Birthday

U Are 31 Greeting Card

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U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

U Are 30 Greeting Card

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U Are 29 Greeting Card | 27 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 29th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Nine, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Ninth Birthday

U Are 29 Greeting Card

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U Are 28 Greeting Card | 26 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 28th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Eighth

U Are 28 Greeting Card

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U Are 27 Greeting Card | 25 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 27th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Seventh

U Are 27 Greeting Card

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U Are 26 Greeting Card | 24 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 26th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Sixth

U Are 26 Greeting Card

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U Are 25 Greeting Card | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fith

U Are 25 Greeting Card

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U Are 24 Greeting Card | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fourth

U Are 24 Greeting Card

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U Are 23 Greeting Card | 21 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 23rd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Third

U Are 23 Greeting Card

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U Are 21 Greeting Card | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty First, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty First

U Are 21 Greeting Card

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U Are 20 Greeting Card | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

U Are 20 Greeting Card

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Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Speech Bubble Cactus Apology Card, Cute I'm Sorry Card, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Speech Bubble Engagement Card, Offensive Profanity Cactus Prick Pun Congratulations Card

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card |Funny Drinking Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Bin Full Of Bottles

Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

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All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend Or Family All The Other Cards Were Rubbish, Pile Of Poo Doodle

All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card

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You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

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You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

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Well Done You Tit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, You Did It

Well Done You Tit Greeting Card

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Violin Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover

Violin Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Violin Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Violin Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Violin Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover

Violin Wanker Greeting Card

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I Llike Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Mug | Funny Rap Lyrics Pun Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Massive Dog Looking Confused, Big Butts

I Llike Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Queen Bee Mug | Funny, Bee Pun Gift For Friend, Bee In Crown With Sceptre, Royal Highness, Yass Queen, LGBTQ+

Queen Bee Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Puggin Love A Brew Mug | Funny Dog Pun Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Pug Surrounded by Kisses, Fucking Love A Brew, Cup Of Tea, Coffee

I Puggin Love A Brew Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I'm Crabulous Mug | Funny Crab Pun Coffee Mug, I'm Fabulous, Sassy Crab In Pearl Necklace Mug, Ceramic, Dishwasher Safe Mug

I'm Crabulous Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Holy Crab!! Mug | Funny Crab Dressed As The Pope Coffee Mug, Religion Jokes, Christianity, Catholicism, Holy Crap Pun, Sea Animal

Holy Crab!! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Card For Dog Lover, I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie, Massive Dog Looking Confused

I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Smug Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card

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Queen Bee Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Card For Friend, Bee In Crown With Sceptre, Royal Highness, Yass Queen, LGBTQ+

Queen Bee Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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