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Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

26 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Sixth Birthday Gift For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas A5 Notebook | Funny Christmas Journal, Cheeky Stocking Filler, Gift, LGBT, Dildo And Boobs On Christmas Tree

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster | Funny Christmas Coaster, Cheeky Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Dildo, Boobs

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
43 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty Third Birthday Gift For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
39 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Nineth Birthday Gift For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
38 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Eighth Birthday Gift For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
37 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Seventh Birthday Gift For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
34 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Fourth Birthday Gift For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
33 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Third Birthday Gift For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
31 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty First Birthday Gift For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
24 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Fourth Birthday Gift For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
23 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Third Birthday Gift For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
19 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Nineteenth Birthday Gift For Nineteen Year Old, 19th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

19 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fifth Birthday Card For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fourth Birthday Card For Forty Four Year Old, 44th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Third Birthday Card For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty First Birthday Card For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Eighth Birthday Card For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Sixth Birthday Card For Thirty Six Year Old, 36th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Mug | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, LGBTQ+, Dildo, Boobs

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Man Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Boy Diary, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Lady Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Girl Diary, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Try Hard! Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Graduation Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Congratulations, Nerdy Looking Rugby Player In Glasses

You Try Hard! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Football Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Footballer, Football Player, Funny Football Notepad, FPL, Fantasy Football

Football Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Footballer, Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Football Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Dick The Halls Apron | Funny, Rude Christmas Apron, Hand Illustrated Holly, Profanity Deck The Halls Pun

Dick The Halls Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Good Luck Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Good Luck Card, Rude Dildo, Vibrater

Good Luck Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Dick The Halls Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Dick The Halls Coaster | Rude Christmas Drinks Mat, Innapropriate Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Dick The Halls A5 Notebook | Funny, Rude Christmas Journal, Stocking Filler, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls, Profanity

Dick The Halls A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Dick The Halls Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls, Christmas Carol Penis Pun

Dick The Halls Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Tree Decorated With Dicks And Boobs Christmas Card, LGBT

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Running Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Runner, Marathon Journal, Diary, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25