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Profanity Themed Gifts

Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birthday Card, Bag Of Sugar Wearing Nipple Tassles Doodle

Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Shake Ya Tits, Breasts With Nipple Tassels and Confetti

Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Am 31 Mug | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty One

I Am 31 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Parent

I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
The Dog's Bollocks Mug | Funny Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Dog Eating From Bowl With Balls Hanging Out, You're The Dog's Bollocks

The Dog's Bollocks Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card | Funny Donkey Pun Celebration Card, Smug Donkey In Tuxedo With Ass Out, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job

Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fortieth Birthday Gift For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Exams, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Analversary Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Adult Humour Anniversary Card, Botoom Doodle, Anal Joke

Happy Analversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card | Funny Autocorrect Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cake, Profanity

Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
25 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Fifth Birthday Gift For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card | Rude Rugby Pun Greeting Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Rugby Player Holding Loo Roll

You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bike Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling Journal, Biking Diary

Bike Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Badminton Player, Couple Playing Badminton In The Sun, Shuttlecock, Birdie, Rally

Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Dazed Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him, Another Year Older

One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Rugby Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Rugby Player, Funny Rugby Coffee Mug, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rugby Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Jam Tart Doodle

Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
32 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Second Birthday Gift For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
29 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Nineth Birthday Gift For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Nineth Birthday Card For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Eighth Birthday Card For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Cockmas Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Penis In Santa Hat Doodle, Dick, Schlong

Merry Cockmas Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker | Rude, Offensive Christmas Sticker, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Champagne

Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Drum Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug | Funny Fish Pun Gift, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug

£11.95

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£11.95