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Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Caravan Wanker Coaster | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle Drinks Mat

Caravan Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
I Love Cock Mug | Funny Cockerel Pun Coffee Mug For Her, Gay Man, LGBTQ, Innuendo, Confident Looking Cockerel, Male Chicken

I Love Cock Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty First Birthday Card For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fiftieth Birthday Gift For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Sixth Birthday Card For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Nineth Birthday Card For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Seventh Birthday Card For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Yoga Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position Doodle, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Allotment Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden Journal, Diary, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fifth Birthday Card For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let That Shit Go Mug | Man Meditating Ceramic Coffee Mug, Gift, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation, Let It Go, Breakup, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Penis Cumming In A Santa Hat, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Mole'y!! Mug | Funny Mole In Glasses Dressed As The Pope Coffee Mug, Religion Jokes, Christianity, Catholicism, Holy Moly Pun

Holy Mole'y!! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Man Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Boy, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Lady Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Girl, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99