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Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

You Fucking Mug Mug | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Profanity Gift For Gullible Idiot, Sympathy, Breakup, Divorce, Mug Pun

You Fucking Mug Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Card For Ginger Person, Red Head, Friend, Sibling, Man With Ginger Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thanks Card, Cheers, Gratitude, Monochrome

Now We're Even Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card | Pessimistic, Deadpan, Funny Happy New Year Card, Profanity

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Profanity Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity Wedding Card, Engagement

You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppies

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Mug | Funny Gift For Tiger King Fan, Funny, Tiger King, Carole Baskin Birthday Gift

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster | Gift For Couples Moving Out, Monochrome Drinks Mat, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster | CCongratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Fridge Magnet | Funny Gifts For Mum, Thank You Gift For Mother, Mother's Day Gift, Small Boobs, Breasts

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker | Rude Sticker, Funny Sticker, Black And White Sticker, Offensive, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Good Luck You Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Off To University

Good Luck You Fuck A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
I Am 42 Mug | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 42 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Am 40 Mug | 38 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 40th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Fortieth Birthday Gift, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty

I Am 40 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Am 39 Mug | 37 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 39th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Ninth Birthday Gift, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Nine

I Am 39 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Am 38 Mug | 36 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 38th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Eighth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Eight

I Am 38 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 36 Mug | 34 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 36th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Sixth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Six

I Am 36 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 35 Mug | 33 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 35th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Fifth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Five

I Am 35 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Am 34 Mug | 32 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 34th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Fourth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Four

I Am 34 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Am 33 Mug | 31 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 33rd Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Third Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Three

I Am 33 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Am 32 Mug | 30 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 32nd Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Two

I Am 32 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95