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Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

I Am 30 Mug | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirtieth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty

I Am 30 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 29 Mug | 27 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 29th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Ninth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Nine

I Am 29 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 28 Mug | 26 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 28th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Eighth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Eight

I Am 28 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 27 Mug | 25 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 27th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Seventh Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Seven

I Am 27 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 26 Mug | Funny, Deadpan 26th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Sixth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Six

I Am 26 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 25 Mug | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Fifth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Five

I Am 25 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 24 Mug | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Fourth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Four

I Am 24 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 23 Mug | 21 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 23rd Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Third Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Three

I Am 23 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 22 Mug | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Two

I Am 22 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 21 Mug | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty One

I Am 21 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 20 Mug | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

I Am 20 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
U Are 41 Greeting Card | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty First Birthday

U Are 41 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 40 Greeting Card | 38 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 40th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Fortieth Birthday

U Are 40 Greeting Card

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U Are 39 Greeting Card | 37 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 39th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Nine, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Ninth Birthday

U Are 39 Greeting Card

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U Are 38 Greeting Card | 36 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 38th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Eighth Birthday

U Are 38 Greeting Card

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U Are 37 Greeting Card | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seventh Birthday

U Are 37 Greeting Card

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U Are 36 Greeting Card | 34 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 36th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Sixth Birthday

U Are 36 Greeting Card

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U Are 35 Greeting Card | 33 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 35th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fifth Birthday

U Are 35 Greeting Card

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U Are 34 Greeting Card | 32 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 34th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fourth Birthday

U Are 34 Greeting Card

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U Are 33 Greeting Card | 31 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 33rd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Third Birthday

U Are 33 Greeting Card

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U are 32 Greeting Card | 30 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 32nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Two, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Second Birthday

U Are 32 Greeting Card

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U Are 31 Greeting Card | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty First Birthday

U Are 31 Greeting Card

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U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

U Are 30 Greeting Card

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U Are 29 Greeting Card | 27 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 29th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Nine, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Ninth Birthday

U Are 29 Greeting Card

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U Are 28 Greeting Card | 26 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 28th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Eighth

U Are 28 Greeting Card

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U Are 27 Greeting Card | 25 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 27th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Seventh

U Are 27 Greeting Card

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U Are 26 Greeting Card | 24 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 26th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Sixth

U Are 26 Greeting Card

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U Are 25 Greeting Card | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fith

U Are 25 Greeting Card

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U Are 24 Greeting Card | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fourth

U Are 24 Greeting Card

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U Are 23 Greeting Card | 21 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 23rd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Third

U Are 23 Greeting Card

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U Are 21 Greeting Card | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty First, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty First

U Are 21 Greeting Card

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U Are 20 Greeting Card | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

U Are 20 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card |Funny Drinking Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Bin Full Of Bottles

Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend Or Family All The Other Cards Were Rubbish, Pile Of Poo Doodle

All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Birthday Card For Camp, Gay Man, Angry Looking Pixie With Wand, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Violin Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover

Violin Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Violin Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Violin Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Lockdown Birthday Card, Crap Birthday, Can't Celebrate, Monochrome, Profanity

Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Smug Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card

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Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card | Let's Get Drunk Birthday Card, Turned Up, Turnt, Funny Birthday Card, Let's Party

Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card

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I Wanted To Get You Something Deep And Meaningful, Then I Remembered I Couldn't Give A Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Greeting Card, Birthday, Anniversary

I Wanted To Get You Something Deep And Meaningful, Then I Remembered I Couldn't Give A Fuck Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card | Funny Chicken Pun Birthday Card, Chicken Rolling On Alcohol Bottle, Let's Get Fucked Up

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card

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Born In The 80s Mug | 80s Baby Birthday Mug, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dog Pun Birthday Card, Sausage Dog In A Party Hat With Cocktail

Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Unwind On Your Birthday Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cassette Tape Pun Birthday Card, Cassette Tape Undwinding

Unwind On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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