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Foul mouthed gifts that will make you smile! We've got everything from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

Lemon Loco also offers a wide range of personalised greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct to recipient at no extra cost!

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty First Birthday Card For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fifth Birthday Card For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fiftieth Birthday Gift For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Nineth Birthday Card For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Seventh Birthday Card For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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from £3.99
Allotment Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden Journal, Diary, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Sex Joke Birthday Card For Him,

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Older But Wiser, Beer Bottle In Glasses With White Beard

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twentieth Birthday Card For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Second Birthday Card For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fourth Birthday Card For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty First Birthday Gift For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Vagina Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Shake Ya Tits, Breasts With Nipple Tassels and Confetti

Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Am 41 Mug | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 41 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Parent

I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
22 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Second Birthday Gift For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Eighteenth Birthday Card For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Gym Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains, Journal, Dairy

Gym Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£10.95

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£10.95
Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Willy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
I Am 31 Mug | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty One

I Am 31 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card | Funny Autocorrect Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cake, Profanity

Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Dad, Mum, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99