Rude, Funny and Inappropriate New Baby Gifts & Presents

Tell them like it is with our fun gifts for new parents. From Fridge Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons - we’ve got you covered All of our gifts come with our quality guarantee. 100% satisfaction or your money back. It's as simple as that :)
Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card

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RIP Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Mum Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

RIP Vagina Greeting Card

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Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Baby Card, Monochrome, Just Born

Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card

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Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Mum, Pregnancy Joke, Hormones, Morning Sickness, Basic Saying

Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth

Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card

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And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card

And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card

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You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card

You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card

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And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion | Deadpan New Baby Cushion, Funny Gift For New Parents, Monochrome, Nursery

And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Parents, Wedding Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, Just Married

Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card

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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

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Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Baby Card, Tiny Human, Alien Joke

Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card

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Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Rude Just Married Card

Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card

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