Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Your Looks Have Faded With Age Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity Greeting Card, Birthday, Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Your Looks Have Faded With Age Greeting Card

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Sole Mates Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun, Soul Mates

Sole Mates Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card | Funny, Dog Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog That Looks Like The Godfather, For Dog Owner, For Him

Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card

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I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card

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Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive New Job Good Luck Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card

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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Christmas Card For Ginger Friend, Gingerbread Man In Santa Hat, Ginger Joke, Christmas Cookie

Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family, Pessimistic, Bah Humbug

Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Birthday Card For Friend, Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister

Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card

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Guitar Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Naked Santa In Hat And Wellies Holding Booze, Rude, Naughty Santa Card, For Him, For Her, For Friend

Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Daughter, Sister, Her, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go Greeting Card | Man Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Greeting Card

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I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Hot Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love Card, Hot Dog Doodle, Funny Sex Joke Card

I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card

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You're Out Of This World Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Space Pun Valentines Card, Alien Holding Ice Cream And Love Heart

You're Out Of This World Greeting Card

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Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBTQ+

Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Birthday

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card

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Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle, Encouragement

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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You'll Do Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You'll Do Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday. Let The Fun Be Gin! Greeting Card | Funny Pun Birthday Card For Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Happy Birthday. Let The Fun Be Gin! Greeting Card

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Dirty Thirty Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30, Bin Doodle

Dirty Thirty Greeting Card

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There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

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Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Greeting Card | Funny Literary Card, Literature Pun, Vintage Typography

Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Greeting Card

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Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

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Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

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Big Gay Day Greeting Card | Funny Gay Wedding Card, Funny LGBTQ+ Wedding Card

Big Gay Day Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Side Frame, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Cup Of Tea In Party Hat

Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card

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Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Card In Party Hat

Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card

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You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Giraffe In A Party Hat, Having A Laugh

You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Beer Drinker, Pint Of Beer Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card

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Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card | Funny Music Pun Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Best Friend, Love And Friendship Cards

Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card | Birthday Card From The Cat For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife, Cat Owner, Pet Cards, Cat Lover, Crazy Cat Lady

Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby

2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby

2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

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U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

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Let's Spoon. Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Silver, Twenty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Spoons Spooning, Love Hearts

Let's Spoon. Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!