Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan You're Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, Another Year Older

One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card

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Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Leather Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two Leather Boots In Love, Married Three Years

Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Housemate, Stinking Dustbin

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

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It's Time To Get Your Beaver Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Beaver Pun Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Wife, Innuendo, Smiling Beaver Held Out

It's Time To Get Your Beaver Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Silly Looking Sausage Dog, Dachshund, Dog Pun

Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card | Artist Happy Birthday Card For Art Lover, Artists Creating 'Happy Birthday' Art, Hobbie Birthday Card, Hobby

Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card

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You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun

You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

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Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

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Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card | Funny Card For Horse Owner, Horse Girl, Horse Lover, Birthday, Pony, Horses, Ponies

Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card

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Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card | Funny Friendship Card In Red, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card

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You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

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Shrimply The Best Greeting Card | Funny Pun Friendship Card, BFF, Besties, Best Friend, Love, Simply The Best

Shrimply The Best Greeting Card

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You Make Me Horny Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Rhino Doodle, Rhinoceros, Horn Pun

You Make Me Horny Greeting Card

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Twink Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Twink Greeting Card

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Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Talk Dirty To Me, Taco Doodle, Taco Pun

Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card

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Scissor Sisters Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Scissor Sisters Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card

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Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card | Valentine's Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Anniversary

Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Her, Friendship, Jam Tart Doodle, LGBTQ+, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card

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Yas Mama Greeting Card | Yas Mama Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Well Done Card For Her, Card For New Mum

Yas Mama Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dinosaur! Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Ageing Joke, Dinosaur In Party Hat

Happy Birthday You Dinosaur! Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Weed Smoker, Weed Leaf Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Birthday Card For Best Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife

You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For James Bond Fan, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, 007 Cannabis Pun, Marijuana, Rasta

The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card

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All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper, First Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Box Of Tissues With Love Hearts

All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover, Fine Art Pug Illustration

Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boobs Joke Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Doodle Valentine

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Card With Lots Of Cats

One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Copper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Moscow Mules In Love, Married Nine Years

Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | China Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two China Vases In Love, Married Twenty Years

Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Husband Or Wife, Married Fifty Years

We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Best Friend, Brave, Energising, Strong, Talented, Inspirational, Empowering

Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card

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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Sister Card

If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Met Online

Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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You Make Me A'pea Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pea Pun Anniversary Card, Love, You Make Me Happy, Happy Pea In A Pod, Two Peas In A Pod

You Make Me A'pea Greeting Card

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I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love, Dog Struck By Cupid's Arrow With Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card

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You're A Knockout Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Love Card, Boxer With Love Heart KO, Box, UFC, MMA, You're A Stunner, Hot, Valentine's

You're A Knockout Greeting Card

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