Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card |Funny Drinking Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Bin Full Of Bottles

Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

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All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend Or Family All The Other Cards Were Rubbish, Pile Of Poo Doodle

All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card

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You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

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You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

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I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party, Maid Of Honour, Engagement Ring Doodle

I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card

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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

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"I Thought The Wings Would Be A Turn On, But You Look Fucking Ridiculous Larry." Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

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Violin Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover

Violin Wanker Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Card For Dog Lover, I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie, Massive Dog Looking Confused

I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card

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It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Cockeral Pun Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Innuendo, Embarrassed Cockeral

It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Queen Bee Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Card For Friend, Bee In Crown With Sceptre, Royal Highness, Yass Queen, LGBTQ+

Queen Bee Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

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Let Us Fuck Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Let's Have Sex, Profanity, Blunt

Let Us Fuck Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Sibling, Wanker, Monochrome

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary, Vintage, Fairies Kissing On Toadstool, Pixies

Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card

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"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

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Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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