Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Age Card, For Dad, Brother, Friend

50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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Yoga Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Yoga Greeting Card For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position, Namaste

Yoga Wanker Greeting Card

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

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You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

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You're The Shit Greeting Card | Funny Love & Friendship Card, You're The Best, Dung Beetle On A Ball Of Poo

You're The Shit Greeting Card

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Let's Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Anniversary Card, Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Card For Him, For Her, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

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As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Walking Brain, Lost Your Mind

As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card

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2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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