Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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So Fetch Greeting Card | So Fetch Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Movie Quote

So Fetch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Merman Birthday Card For Him, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Neptune, Poseidon, God Of Sea

Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthgay Greeting Card | Rainbow Cake Birthday Card For Friend, Gay Man, Lesbian, Bisexual, LGBT, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card, Gay Pride, Queer

Happy Birthgay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Slay Greeting Card | You Slay Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Female Empowerment Card, Slay All Day, Slay Queen

Slay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Bestie, BFF, Sassy, LGBTQ+ Profanity

Birthday Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card | Funny Friendship Card In Red, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Twink Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Twink Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Her, Friendship, Jam Tart Doodle, LGBTQ+, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Yas Mama Greeting Card | Yas Mama Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Well Done Card For Her, Card For New Mum

Yas Mama Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boobs Joke Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Doodle Valentine

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBTQ+

Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Big Gay Day Greeting Card | Funny Gay Wedding Card, Funny LGBTQ+ Wedding Card

Big Gay Day Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Side Frame, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Gay Man, Partner, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Penis Doodle

Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Give Me Wood Greeting Card | Wood Pun Anniversary Card For Her, For Gay Man, LGBTQ+, Innuendo, Man Holding Pile Of Wood Logs, You Make Me Hard

You Give Me Wood Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99