Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Valentines Card, Love, For Him, For Rugby Player, Fan, Hand Illustrated Rugby Scrum

You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

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You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

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Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person, Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card

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You're The Shit Greeting Card | Funny Love & Friendship Card, You're The Best, Dung Beetle On A Ball Of Poo

You're The Shit Greeting Card

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Crazy Pho You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Pho Noodles Doodle

Crazy Pho You Greeting Card

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You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card | You're Beautiful Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Female Empowerment, Bum, Derrière

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

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Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Dancer Birthday Card For Her, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Dancing

Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Ageing Joke, Cake With Candle Saying Blow Me

Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card

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Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Tea Drinker, Let's Party, Cup Of Tea With Party Hat

Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Parent, Grandparent, Bumble Bee In Party Hat With Cake

Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday!Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card | Funny Gin Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife

You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Birthday Card For Friend, Can Of Baked Beans, Getting Older, Bean Pun, Baked Bean Tin

You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card

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As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Walking Brain, Lost Your Mind

As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card

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You're A Gem Greeting Card | Emerald, Fifty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, You're The Best Card For Friend, Gemstones

You're A Gem Greeting Card

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2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!