Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Housemate, Stinking Dustbin

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Silly Looking Sausage Dog, Dachshund, Dog Pun

Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card | Artist Happy Birthday Card For Art Lover, Artists Creating 'Happy Birthday' Art, Hobbie Birthday Card, Hobby

Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card

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You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun

You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

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Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

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Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card | Funny Card For Horse Owner, Horse Girl, Horse Lover, Birthday, Pony, Horses, Ponies

Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card

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Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

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You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

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Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Talk Dirty To Me, Taco Doodle, Taco Pun

Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card

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Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card | Valentine's Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Anniversary

Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Her, Friendship, Jam Tart Doodle, LGBTQ+, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dinosaur! Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Ageing Joke, Dinosaur In Party Hat

Happy Birthday You Dinosaur! Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Weed Smoker, Weed Leaf Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Birthday Card For Best Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife

You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For James Bond Fan, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, 007 Cannabis Pun, Marijuana, Rasta

The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card

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All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper, First Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Box Of Tissues With Love Hearts

All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover, Fine Art Pug Illustration

Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Card With Lots Of Cats

One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Copper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Moscow Mules In Love, Married Nine Years

Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | China Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two China Vases In Love, Married Twenty Years

Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Husband Or Wife, Married Fifty Years

We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You Make Me A'pea Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pea Pun Anniversary Card, Love, You Make Me Happy, Happy Pea In A Pod, Two Peas In A Pod

You Make Me A'pea Greeting Card

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I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love, Dog Struck By Cupid's Arrow With Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card

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You're A Knockout Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Love Card, Boxer With Love Heart KO, Box, UFC, MMA, You're A Stunner, Hot, Valentine's

You're A Knockout Greeting Card

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Sole Mates Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun, Soul Mates

Sole Mates Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card | Funny, Dog Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog That Looks Like The Godfather, For Dog Owner, For Him

Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card

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I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card

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Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive New Job Good Luck Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card

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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

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Guitar Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Naked Santa In Hat And Wellies Holding Booze, Rude, Naughty Santa Card, For Him, For Her, For Friend

Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go Greeting Card | Man Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Greeting Card

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I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Hot Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love Card, Hot Dog Doodle, Funny Sex Joke Card

I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card

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You're Out Of This World Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Space Pun Valentines Card, Alien Holding Ice Cream And Love Heart

You're Out Of This World Greeting Card

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Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle, Encouragement

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday. Let The Fun Be Gin! Greeting Card | Funny Pun Birthday Card For Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Happy Birthday. Let The Fun Be Gin! Greeting Card

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Dirty Thirty Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30, Bin Doodle

Dirty Thirty Greeting Card

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Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Side Frame, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Cup Of Tea In Party Hat

Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card

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Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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