Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 40th, Deadpan Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend

Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Offensive Greeting Card, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card

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I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Dry Humour Valentines Card, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Her, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

from £3.99

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