Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card

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Santa Paws Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine, Santa Claus Pun

Santa Paws Greeting Card

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Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Go Nuts

Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling, Purfect For Each Other

We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card

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Stay Paw-sitive Greeting Card | Happy Cat Encouragement Card, Stay Positive, Friendship Card, Keep Happy, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten

Stay Paw-sitive Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday I Look Furr-ward To Celebrating With You Greeting Card | Funny Cat Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Cat In A Party Hat With Cake, Kitten

Happy Birthday I Look Furr-ward To Celebrating With You Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Girlfriend, Wife, Flash Grenade Surrounded By Hearts

Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card

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You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Flag With A Heart, Capture My Heart

You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card

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Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

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You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Winking Tea Cup With Pouty Lips And Eyes, Cup Of Tea, You're Beautiful

You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card

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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Valentines Card, Anniversary, Woman Playing The Harp Romantically For Man

Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card

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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

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Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Man And Woman Embracing, Angel, Sex Joke, Rhyme

Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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'Honey, You Have A Large Bogey Up Your Nose.' She Said. 'God Bless You Darling.' I Answered. Greeting Card | Vintage Joke Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Couple Kissing
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Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary, Vintage, Fairies Kissing On Toadstool, Pixies

Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card

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As The Mushrooms Kicked In, Emma Thought She Might Be About To Trip Balls. Greeting Card | Funny Drugs Pun, Vintage, Fairies Kissing On Toadstool, Pixies

As The Mushrooms Kicked In, Emma Thought She Might Be About To Trip Balls. Greeting Card

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"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

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Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card | Bunny In A Santa Hat Eating A Carrot, Funny Rabbit Merry Christmas Card For Rabbit Lover, Happy Holidays

Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card

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Happy Howlidays Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine

Happy Howlidays Greeting Card

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Meowy Christmas Greeting Card | Cat Winking In A Santa Hat Holding A Bauble, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Meowy Christmas Greeting Card

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I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Stoner Pun Miss You Card For Friend, THC, Cannabis, Weed, Marijuana, See You Again

I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card

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You're On My Level Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gaming Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Games Console With A Love Heart, Anniversary

You're On My Level Greeting Card

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I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Sausage Dog With Love Heart Eyes And Flower, Anniversary

I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card

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I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Turtle Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Turtle With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card

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Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cigarette Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Addiction, Nicotine, Anniversary, Two Cigarettes In Love

Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card

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I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tomato Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Tomato Holding A Heart Shaped Balloon

I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card

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I Ruff You Very Much Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Card, Love, Paw Print Pattern, Love You Very Much, Card From Dog, Pet, Puppy

I Ruff You Very Much Greeting Card

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I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cat Pun Valentines Card, Love, Cat Holding A Love Heart, Kitten

I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card

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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

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Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

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At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Christmas Food Joke

At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card

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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

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You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

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