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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

You're A Diamond! Greeting Card | Funny Jewel Love And Friendship Card, Smug Looking Sparkling Diamond, You're The Best, Thank You Card

You're A Diamond! Greeting Card

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Wood Pun Anniversary Card For Him, For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, Innuendo, Woman Getting Drenched By Bucket Of Water

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

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It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Cockeral Pun Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Innuendo, Embarrassed Cockeral

It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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To My Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration Love Card, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend, Anniversary

To My Silver Fox Greeting Card

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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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I Won The Jackpot With You Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Funny, Slot Machine Joke Valentine's Card, Winning Slot Machine, Top Prize, Love Card

I Won The Jackpot With You Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card | Funny, Cake Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Layer Cake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary

I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card

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You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

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All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card

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I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card | Funny, Space Pun Love Card, Outer Space, Rocket Going To The Moon, Smiling, Blushing Moon

I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card

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Queen Bee Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Card For Friend, Bee In Crown With Sceptre, Royal Highness, Yass Queen, LGBTQ+

Queen Bee Greeting Card

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You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Love Card, Bees Flying Around Knees, You're The Best Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

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Let Us Fuck Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Let's Have Sex, Profanity, Blunt

Let Us Fuck Greeting Card

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Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Love Card, Over Eat Together

Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card

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I Hate You The Least Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Love Card, hate Everyone But You

I Hate You The Least Greeting Card

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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke, Existential

Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card

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Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Disappear, Stay Off Social Media, Unavailable

Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cupid Illustration Valentines Card, Baby Cupid With Bow And Arrow, For Partner, Love Hearts

Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Sibling, Wanker, Monochrome

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card

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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Friend, Reckless, Live For Today

One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Birthday Card, Lost Respect For Friend, For Partner, For Spouse

I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, For Husband, For Wife, For Girlfriend, For Boyfriend

I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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Mum I Pugging Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Mother's Day Card, Love, Pug Mum And Baby With Love Hearts, Card For Mum

Mum I Pugging Love You Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Whale In Love, Love Heart Bubble, Will You Be Mine

Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card

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Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card | Snowman Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Snowman Waving Goodbye, So Long

Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card

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Birches Be Trippin' Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birch Tree Pun Card, Birch Trees Falling Over, Bitches Be Trippin, Card For Friend

Birches Be Trippin' Greeting Card

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You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card | Funny Sun Pun Congratulations Card, Happy Sun, You're Unreal, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best, Love Card

You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card

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You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

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