Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

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You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke, Forgotten Anniversary Joke Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse

Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Deadpan You're Old Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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You're Willy Great Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Penis Doodle

You're Willy Great Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Penis Doodle

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

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Will You Hold My Dress Whilst I Pee? Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party, Maid Of Honour, Engagement Ring Doodle

Will You Hold My Dress Whilst I Pee? Greeting Card

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I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party, Maid Of Honour, Engagement Ring Doodle

I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card

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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

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"I Thought The Wings Would Be A Turn On, But You Look Fucking Ridiculous Larry." Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card | Joke, Deadpan, Sarcastic Sympathy Greeting Card, Tired Of Your Moaning Card, Whiny Friend

Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card

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Here's To Another Year Of Adventures Together Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Camping Birthday Card For Partner, Friend, Tent In The Woods With A Fire

Here's To Another Year Of Adventures Together Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Nobody Stacks Up To You Greeting Card | Pancake Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Stack Of Pancakes With Syrup And Butter

Happy Birthday Nobody Stacks Up To You Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Champ Greeting Card | Boxing Glove Pattern Birthday Card For Boxer, Boxing Fan, Heavyweight, Lightweight, Featherweight

Happy Birthday Champ Greeting Card

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We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

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Violin Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover

Violin Wanker Greeting Card

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I Want Your Sausage In My Hole Greeting Card | Rude Innuendo Sausages And Yorkshire Puddings Print Card For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Toad In The Hole

I Want Your Sausage In My Hole Greeting Card

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Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Humpback Whales In Love

Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Flirty Stinky Bin, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Pick Up Your Boxers Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Son, Him, Pair Of Boxers On Bathroom Floor

Happy Birthday P.S Please Pick Up Your Boxers Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Duvet Thief Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Thief Stealing Duvet

Happy Birthday To The Duvet Thief Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Husband, Handsome, Unique, Sexy, Bodacious, Ageless, Naughty, Delicious, Blue, White, Love

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Nice Anniversary Card For Wife, Wonderful, Intelligent, Fabulous, Electric, Purple, White, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Uncle, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Uncle Card

If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Aunt, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Aunty Card

If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Card For Dog Lover, I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie, Massive Dog Looking Confused

I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card

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Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Bin Pun Valentines Card, Love, Man Sat Inside A Dustbin, Where Have You Been

Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card

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