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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Bee Mine Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Valentine's Card, Bees In Love, Bee Giving Flowers To Another Be, Be Mine, Be My Valentine

Bee Mine Greeting Card

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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Card For Ginger Person, Red Head, Friend, Sibling, Man With Ginger Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card

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You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

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We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Mermaid Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Mermaid And Merman In Love, We Were Made For Each Other

We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card

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I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card | Funny Grape Pun Friendship Card, Thanks, Cheers, Grateful, Gratitude, Happy Grape Bunches Dancing

I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card

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You're Pearfect! Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Pear, You're Perfect, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Pearfect! Greeting Card

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I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Bananas Hugging And Kissing, I'm All Yours, Crazy About You

I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card

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I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card

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I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

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Thanks Fur Everything Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, Friendship Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Everything

Thanks Fur Everything Greeting Card

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I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card | Funny Bunny Boiler Valentine's Card, Scared Looking Rabbit Over Pot Of Boiling Water

I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card

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We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Intertwined Tea Bags In Love, Tea Leaves Blend Pun

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Poser Greeting Card | Yoga Woman Posing In Front Of Mirror Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Poser Greeting Card

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I Puggin Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Valentines Card, Love, Pug Holding A Love Heart And Cupid's Arrow, Anniversary

I Puggin Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fur-end Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cat Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Cat In A Party Hat With Birthday Cake, Kitten

Happy Birthday Fur-end Greeting Card

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I’m Bananas About You Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun I Love You Card, Bunch Of Bananas Smiling Doodle, Valentines, Anniversary

I’m Bananas About You Greeting Card

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At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Christmas Food Joke

At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Ginger Pubes, Red Head

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Twenty First Birthday Card In Green For Twenty One Year Old Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Boyfriend, Son, Brother, 21st

You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card

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Weed Everyday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Cannabis Pun, Marijuana

Weed Everyday Greeting Card

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Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 30th, Deadpan Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend, Son, Daughter

Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 50th, Deadpan Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Friend

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Son, Him, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Age Card, For Dad, Brother, Friend

50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Hairy Muff. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, For Her

Happy Birthday You Hairy Muff. Greeting Card

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Yoga Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Yoga Greeting Card For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position, Namaste

Yoga Wanker Greeting Card

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

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You're Dope. Greeting Card | Well Done Card In Green For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Dope, Cannabis, Pot, Marijuana, 420

You're Dope. Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

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You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

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Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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You're My Weirdo Greeting Card | Funny, Silly, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You're My Weirdo Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person, Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card

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You're The Shit Greeting Card | Funny Love & Friendship Card, You're The Best, Dung Beetle On A Ball Of Poo

You're The Shit Greeting Card

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Crazy Pho You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Pho Noodles Doodle

Crazy Pho You Greeting Card

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Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!