Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Stoner Pun Miss You Card For Friend, THC, Cannabis, Weed, Marijuana, See You Again

I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card

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You're On My Level Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gaming Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Games Console With A Love Heart, Anniversary

You're On My Level Greeting Card

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I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Sausage Dog With Love Heart Eyes And Flower, Anniversary

I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card

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I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Turtle Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Turtle With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card

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Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cigarette Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Addiction, Nicotine, Anniversary, Two Cigarettes In Love

Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card

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I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tomato Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Tomato Holding A Heart Shaped Balloon

I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card

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I Ruff You Very Much Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Card, Love, Paw Print Pattern, Love You Very Much, Card From Dog, Pet, Puppy

I Ruff You Very Much Greeting Card

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I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cat Pun Valentines Card, Love, Cat Holding A Love Heart, Kitten

I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card

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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

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Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

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You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Ginger Pubes, Red Head

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card

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I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card In Pink For Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Gaming Couple, Girlfriend, Wife

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Thirtieth Birthday Card In Pink For Thirty Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Wife, Sister, 30th

You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Twenty First Birthday Card In Pink For Twenty One Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Daughter, Sister, 21st

You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Eighteenth Birthday Card In Pink For Eighteen Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Daughter, Sister, 18th

You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card In Green For Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Gaming Couple, Boyfriend, Husband

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Her, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card

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Weed Everyday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Cannabis Pun, Marijuana

Weed Everyday Greeting Card

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I Love My Hose And Dirty Britches Greeting Card | Funny Hoes And Dirty Bitches Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Pun

I Love My Hose And Dirty Britches Greeting Card

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Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Wank Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Gardening Pun

Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Pudding Doodle Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card

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Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 40th, Deadpan Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend

Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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Downward Dog Greeting Card | Dog Doing Yoga In Downward Dog Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation, Puppy

Downward Dog Greeting Card

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Bah HumPug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover

Bah HumPug Greeting Card

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I'm Bowled Over Greeting Card | Cricket Bowler, Cricketer, Cricket Pun Love Card, The Ashes, T20, IPL

I'm Bowled Over Greeting Card

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Find Your Centre Greeting Card | Ring Donut Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Find Your Centre Greeting Card

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Yoga Bunny Greeting Card | Rabbit Doing Yoga In Downward Dog Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Bunny Greeting Card

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

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Probe Me Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Probe Pun Valentines Card, Sex Joke Love Card, UFO Doodle, Flying Saucer

Probe Me Greeting Card

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You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

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Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

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Crazy Cat Lady  Greeting Card | Funny Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Cats, Kittens

Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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Brie Mine Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Brie Doodle, Cheese, Be Mine

Brie Mine Greeting Card

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You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Saucy, Red Sauce, Ketchup Doodle, Tomato Sauce

You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card

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Wolf Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Wolf Greeting Card

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Sleeping Booty Greeting Card | Funny Greeting Card, Funny Literary Greeting Card, Funny Literature Card, Sleeping Beauty Card, Vintage Typography

Sleeping Booty Greeting Card

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Rug Muncher Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Rug Muncher Greeting Card

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