Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

I Still Foil For You Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Aluminium, Tenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Tin Foil With Love Hearts

I Still Foil For You Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

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Happy Beerday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Dad, Boyfriend, Husband, Friend, Pint Of Beer, Beer Joke Birthday Card

Happy Beerday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card

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Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Gay Man, Partner, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Penis Doodle

Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card

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Will You Hold My Dress Whilst I Pee? Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party, Maid Of Honour, Engagement Ring Doodle

Will You Hold My Dress Whilst I Pee? Greeting Card

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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Brother Card

If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

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Never Mind How I Find Salmon Like Youuuuu! Greeting Card | Funny Salmon Pun Card, Salmon In Bow Tie Playing Piano And Singing, Love, Friendship

Never Mind How I Find Salmon Like Youuuuu! Greeting Card

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Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

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I Will Never Dessert You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dessert Pun Anniversary Card, Love, I Will Never Leave You, Never Desert You, Chocolate Dessert

I Will Never Dessert You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Funny, Bong Pun Birthday Card For Stoner, Sad Looking Bong, Miss You Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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You Give Me Wood Greeting Card | Wood Pun Anniversary Card For Her, For Gay Man, LGBTQ+, Innuendo, Man Holding Pile Of Wood Logs, You Make Me Hard

You Give Me Wood Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend

Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card

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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Bee Mine Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Valentine's Card, Bees In Love, Bee Giving Flowers To Another Be, Be Mine, Be My Valentine

Bee Mine Greeting Card

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I Hate You The Least Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Love Card, hate Everyone But You

I Hate You The Least Greeting Card

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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Card For Ginger Person, Red Head, Friend, Sibling, Man With Ginger Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card

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You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

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We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Mermaid Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Mermaid And Merman In Love, We Were Made For Each Other

We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card

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I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card | Funny Grape Pun Friendship Card, Thanks, Cheers, Grateful, Gratitude, Happy Grape Bunches Dancing

I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card

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You're Pearfect! Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Pear, You're Perfect, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Pearfect! Greeting Card

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I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Bananas Hugging And Kissing, I'm All Yours, Crazy About You

I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card

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Lime All Yours Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Lime Slices In Love, I'm All Yours, Limes

Lime All Yours Greeting Card

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I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card

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I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

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Thanks Fur Everything Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, Friendship Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Everything

Thanks Fur Everything Greeting Card

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I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card | Funny Bunny Boiler Valentine's Card, Scared Looking Rabbit Over Pot Of Boiling Water

I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card

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You Mocha Me Crazy! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Valentine's Card, Mocha Coffee In Love, You Make Me Crazy, Crazy In Love

You Mocha Me Crazy! Greeting Card

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We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Intertwined Tea Bags In Love, Tea Leaves Blend Pun

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Poser Greeting Card | Yoga Woman Posing In Front Of Mirror Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Poser Greeting Card

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I Puggin Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Valentines Card, Love, Pug Holding A Love Heart And Cupid's Arrow, Anniversary

I Puggin Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fur-end Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cat Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Cat In A Party Hat With Birthday Cake, Kitten

Happy Birthday Fur-end Greeting Card

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I’m Bananas About You Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun I Love You Card, Bunch Of Bananas Smiling Doodle, Valentines, Anniversary

I’m Bananas About You Greeting Card

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Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti, Prick, Sex Toy Joke

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card

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At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Christmas Food Joke

At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

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Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card

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