Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Go Nuts

Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday I Look Furr-ward To Celebrating With You Greeting Card | Funny Cat Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Cat In A Party Hat With Cake, Kitten

Happy Birthday I Look Furr-ward To Celebrating With You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Ginger Pubes, Red Head

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card In Pink For Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Gaming Couple, Girlfriend, Wife

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Thirtieth Birthday Card In Pink For Thirty Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Wife, Sister, 30th

You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Twenty First Birthday Card In Pink For Twenty One Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Daughter, Sister, 21st

You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Eighteenth Birthday Card In Pink For Eighteen Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Daughter, Sister, 18th

You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card In Green For Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Gaming Couple, Boyfriend, Husband

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Wank Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Gardening Pun

Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 40th, Deadpan Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend

Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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Crazy Cat Lady  Greeting Card | Funny Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Cats, Kittens

Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Saucy, Red Sauce, Ketchup Doodle, Tomato Sauce

You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card

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Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Ice Cream Doodle, Lick Me Till I Scream Pun

Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card

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Let's Bone Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Her, Him, Bone Doodle, Monochrome, Anniversary

Let's Bone Greeting Card

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Flower To The People Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Flower To The People Greeting Card

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Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Her, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Birthday Bitch Cake Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bum Print, Bottom, Rude Card

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Derrière, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card

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#happybirthday Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Birthday Card, Hashtag, Monochrome, Profanity

#happybirthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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One Love Greeting Card | Anniversary Card, Love Card, Valentines Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

One Love Greeting Card

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Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Mermaid Birthday Card For Her, Funny Birthday Card For Friend, LGBTQ+, Siren

Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Optimus Fine | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Anniversary Card For Her, For Him, Valentines, Optimus Prime Pun Card, Vintage Typography

Optimus Fine Greeting Card

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It's Been A Schlong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Rude Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Friendship, Penis Joke, Willy, Long, Vintage Typography

It's Been A Schlong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

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You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Her, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

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