Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Weed Smoker, Weed Leaf Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Birthday Card For Best Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife

You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Card With Lots Of Cats

One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Best Friend, Brave, Energising, Strong, Talented, Inspirational, Empowering

Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card

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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Sister Card

If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Your Looks Have Faded With Age Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity Greeting Card, Birthday, Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Your Looks Have Faded With Age Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card | Funny, Dog Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog That Looks Like The Godfather, For Dog Owner, For Him

Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Birthday Card For Friend, Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister

Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Daughter, Sister, Her, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBTQ+

Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card

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Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle, Encouragement

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday. Let The Fun Be Gin! Greeting Card | Funny Pun Birthday Card For Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Happy Birthday. Let The Fun Be Gin! Greeting Card

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Dirty Thirty Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30, Bin Doodle

Dirty Thirty Greeting Card

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Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

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Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Side Frame, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Cup Of Tea In Party Hat

Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card

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Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Card In Party Hat

Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card

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You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Giraffe In A Party Hat, Having A Laugh

You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Beer Drinker, Pint Of Beer Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card | Birthday Card From The Cat For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife, Cat Owner, Pet Cards, Cat Lover, Crazy Cat Lady

Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby

2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby

2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

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U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

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Happy Beerday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Dad, Boyfriend, Husband, Friend, Pint Of Beer, Beer Joke Birthday Card

Happy Beerday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card

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Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Gay Man, Partner, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Penis Doodle

Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card

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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Brother Card

If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Funny, Bong Pun Birthday Card For Stoner, Sad Looking Bong, Miss You Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend

Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card

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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Poser Greeting Card | Yoga Woman Posing In Front Of Mirror Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Poser Greeting Card

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