Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Love & Friendship Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun love & friendship cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered. 

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Personalise and send direct to recipient for the same price!

Have A Rum Believable Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Pun Birthday Card For Rum Drinker, Pirate Drinking A Bottle Of Rum

Have A Rum Believable Birthday Greeting Card

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Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ginger Nut Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person

Happy Birthday Ginger Nut Greeting Card

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Shorty It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birthday Card For Short Friend, Gnome Doodle

Shorty It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Thirtieth Birthday Card In Green For Thirty Year Old Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Boyfriend, Husband, Brother, 30th

You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card | Friendship Card In Bubble Font For Best Friend, BFF, Ride Or Die, Soul Mate

You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Eighteenth Birthday Card In Green For Eighteen Year Old Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Boyfriend, Son, Brother, 18th

You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Her, Red Head, Red Haired Girl, Woman

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Sex Joke Birthday Card For Him,

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card

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You're Dope Greeting Card | Weed Well Done Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Thank You

You're Dope Greeting Card

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

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Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing In Apron And Party Hat, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Partner, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly, Person Who Snores

Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card

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Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Banter Birthday Card, Man Peeing, Urinating, Weeing

Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Another Hair To Pluck From Your Chin Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Friend, Grandma, Getting Old, Chin Hair

Another Year Older, Another Hair To Pluck From Your Chin Greeting Card

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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Family

Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card

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You're My Ride Or Die. Greeting Card | Friendship Card In Pink For Best Friend, BFF, Ride Or Die, Soul Mate

You're My Ride Or Die. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

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