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Happy Birthday Greeting Cards
Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Did we also mention that every card can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!
Dim Sum Body Say It's Your Birthday? Greeting Card
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You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card
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Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card
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World's Dopest Sister Greeting Card
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Vagina Word Art Greetings Card
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Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card
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Best Fucking Mum Ever Greeting Card
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Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card
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You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card
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Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dinosaur! Greeting Card
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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card
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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card
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From Your Favourite Sibling Greeting Card
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One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Beauty Print Greeting Card
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You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To The Duvet Thief Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Ice Skating Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Horseriding Greeting Card
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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Pause And Relax It's Your Birthday Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Control Freak Greeting Card
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I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card
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Your Looks Have Faded With Age Greeting Card
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