Happy Birthday Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Did we also mention that every card can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Dad, Mum, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Daughter, Sister, Her, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle, Encouragement

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Spurs Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football, Tottenham

Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Greetings Card | Pussy, Fanny, Snatch, Muff, Beaver, Honey Pot, Punani, Honey Pot, Clunge

Vagina Word Art Greetings Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with some female genitalia inspired word art.

from £3.99
Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our bum vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, French Happy Birthday

Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Bird Nerd Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching, Blue Bird In Glasses

Bird Nerd Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle In A Suit, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Ass Pun Birthday Card, Happy Looking Donkey Pointing Rear At Reciever, Arse

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Second Birthday Card For Forty Two Year Old, 42nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fifth Birthday Card For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fourth Birthday Card For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Age Card, For Dad, Brother, Friend

50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99